Friday, December 23, 2011

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Goniometer


Rudolph the Red-Nosed Goniometer

You know Cheryl and Kim
And Kelly and Barb
Jill F. and Jill S.
And KENDALL
But do you recall,
The most famous PT of all?

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Goniometer
Had a very shiny fulcrum,
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it knows…

All of the ranges of motions
That tell us about our joints.
He never palpates through clothing,
To be sure he finds the right points.

Then one gloomy Tuesday afternoon,
Cheryl came to say,
“Rudolph use your fulcrum right,
Get this over before tonight!”

Oh how the students loved him
As they shouted out with glee
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Goniometer
You’ll help us pass PT!”

- DPT Class of 2010

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Mallory Eggert, PT Class of 2015, Claims Pickin Splinters Weekly Award

Mallory Eggert, class of 2015, named Performer of the Week by Pickin Splinters, a website that covers Atlantic 10 Conference and Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference basketball, for the period of Dec. 5-11.
Mallory Eggert Pickin Splinters Awardee
Congratulations Mallory!